- PUNCH IT, STRETCH IT – WHATEVER – When the world has you on your knees, don’t give up. Pick up the WTF Stress Relief Putty and work out your problems and frustrations on an inanimate object. It’s better than punching your boss and going to jail.
- IT’S LIKE A PSYCHIATRIST IN YOUR HAND – Can’t afford therapy? Don’t worry, WTF Stress Putty is therapeutic. You’ll be relaxed and ready to take on the world in no time. Whatever stress the world is throwing at you can’t handle the putty.
- SQUEEZE YOUR WAY TO STRESS RELIEF – Some people spend hours in the gym sweating off the day’s frustrations. Others snap at people and foam at the mouth. Don’t be the Cujo of the office when you’re feeling overwhelmed. Let the putty take you away to that special place that only it can.
- THOUGHTFUL GIFT FOR MR. WOUND TOO TIGHT – Everyone has that one friend or coworker that is always stressed out. They pull their hair out and have those nasty sweat stains that no amount of deodorant is going to help. They’ll thank you day after day if they receive this amazing gift. Watch as the stress and wet armpits disappear.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS – Release tension as you soften the specially formulated putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. It’s like magic!
